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To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.
Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?
In order to look busy, the lasy computer user just shuffles windows around his desktop with the odd grunt and sigh as if he/she is working hard.
Oh look at him doing nothing and just desktop shuffling.
when you drop the cherry of your cigarette on the floor and quickly step it out before anyone sees.
oh shit, i dropped my cigarette! quick do the cherry shuffle!
when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?
me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle
friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.
I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.
When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
A Shuffle on a music player that plays hits after hits without whack songs in between
"Man, the car ride was turnt as hell! I must've hit the golden shuffle."