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- "hey, how was your blind date?"
- "well, he was pretty hot but his personality was kinda b side."
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"Side meat" is the charred (and extra flavorful) bits of meat that often fall off the sides of burgers, steaks, chicken breasts and roasted turkey. Side meat may "accidentally" make its way onto ravenous non meat-eaters' plates, where it is "accidentally" consumed amidst heaping forkfuls of quinoa and kale. Caution: excessive consumption of side meat may lead to lapsing of vegetarianism.
Vegetarian: "Oh no! I accidentally got a bite of your prime rib in with my sesame kale!"
Other person: "Stop stealing bites of side meat and just admit you like steak!"
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A side-ponytail is a turn-off, maybe not for lesbians though.
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You know, that little mirror that you use to merge into other lanes? That kinds helps you but doesn't because sometimes it's to small but other times it makes you feel like a badass while driving down the road going 65 on a 35 with your Honda civic.
My side mirrors,
Woah this guy caught me off, I saw him thru my side mirrors.
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In Golf, side bets players set up with other players or teams. Can be used in tournament play as well as individual players in a foursome.
Derek bet Steve $100 in side cheese that his team would beat Steve's team.
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When your friend is too deep their web search and doesn’t want to leave the page so you do them solid and do a search on their phone.
Hillary, I’m six steps into my Stitch-Fix profile, can you do quick a side google and see if they have XL tall?
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When you cheat on your wife the mistress is the slut on the side.
Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.
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