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Where are the wimpy Jedi go to never have sex again, as apposed to the Dark Side, where all the badass Jedi are.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Light Side castrates their Jedi.
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not very good but will suffice.
- "hey, how was your blind date?"
- "well, he was pretty hot but his personality was kinda b side."
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"Side meat" is the charred (and extra flavorful) bits of meat that often fall off the sides of burgers, steaks, chicken breasts and roasted turkey. Side meat may "accidentally" make its way onto ravenous non meat-eaters' plates, where it is "accidentally" consumed amidst heaping forkfuls of quinoa and kale. Caution: excessive consumption of side meat may lead to lapsing of vegetarianism.
Vegetarian: "Oh no! I accidentally got a bite of your prime rib in with my sesame kale!"
Other person: "Stop stealing bites of side meat and just admit you like steak!"
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A side-ponytail is a turn-off, maybe not for lesbians though.
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In Golf, side bets players set up with other players or teams. Can be used in tournament play as well as individual players in a foursome.
Derek bet Steve $100 in side cheese that his team would beat Steve's team.
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You know, that little mirror that you use to merge into other lanes? That kinds helps you but doesn't because sometimes it's to small but other times it makes you feel like a badass while driving down the road going 65 on a 35 with your Honda civic.
My side mirrors,
Woah this guy caught me off, I saw him thru my side mirrors.
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The male equivalent of a side hoe.
A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
Ugh I'm so sad that my boyfriend is out of town...time to call my side bro and get that D
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