Sloppy Guiseppe

The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.

Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"

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Sloppy salmon

A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish

I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight

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sloppy jo

a really gross girl who needs to wash her face and hair

sloppy jo is very sloppy and she has craters in her face....my sloppy jo is all sloppy and NO JO!!!!!1

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sloppy copy

When a man cums into a woman's ear hole and becomes very dirty so you copy it and put onto a printer then give it to your friends.

"Hey do you want my sloppy copy, I have a few extra"

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Sloppy Seconds

A type of drink (shooter) made from Jack Daniels and Grenadine. The name comes from the slower moving grenadine, which comes out a sloppy second.

I'll have 4 Sloppy Seconds please" ... "The young man would like a Sloppy Second

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sloppy platypus

It's the sex position that get's every time.

guy one: what's your favorite sex position?
guy two: the sloppy platypus.
guy one: you sick fuck!

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sloppy seconds

Preventing your wife from having another man's baby by pulling those panties down and eating out the cum inside her.

My wife woke me up late last night by coming home from a party and squatting over on my face to give me sloppy seconds.

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