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A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.
A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.
Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.
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Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.
A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.
Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.
James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?
Mike: Yeah.
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Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.
"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."
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The act of taking Nuts the Squirrel and inserting him in other people's photographs.
A friend told me that he posted a great picture on FB. When I saw it, I found out i had been squirrel bombed.
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two fingers in anal cavity and one finger in vagina
yea, i gave her the squirrel teaser
after i gave her the squirrel teaser my finger smelt like fish
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taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.
dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel
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(noun)A delicious commonly made drink sold for 4.95. To please a party of 2 it consists of a 12 oz beer (preferably light), 4 oz. white wine, and 12 oz. iced tea (arizona).
sometimes used to describe a party of squirrels (usually high class).
I made a squirrel extravaganza when i was wasted at a beach house for me and my friend and it was delicious.
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