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A penis when erect that is longer than 5.16 inches
I’m looking for a man with big dick status not your little Vienna sasuage put that thing away!
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One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.
25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!
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(adj) Used to describe obsessive concerns with food. Typical actions of what a fat girl would do to obtain food.
1) Ordering a microwave to your hotel room to make popcorn after a huge meal. One would say "Dude...that was so fat girl status!"
2) Eating an entire roll of cookie dough and then going to get a fatty buritto at 1:00 in hte morning is "fat girl status"
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when you have a pair of flip flops that are so old and worn that they have arch support like Rainbow brand sandals
"i love my black flip flops"
"Dude those are like Rainbow status"
"they should be, i've had them since like fourth grade"
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When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.
WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel
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The status off being an Idget (idiot)
Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update
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When a rapper especially lil baby when they rap is immaculate they earn Big dawg status
Ayy did you hear that song called wants and needs lil baby had Big dawg status on that song