A slow and deliberate face to breast oscillating motion.
Mark Twain is slowly steam boating his way through the golden girls.
One person lies down and the other sits on their chest. The person on top does a shit and then uses their bum to press it into the chest of the person lying down, moving back and forth like a steam roller.
Big Tam gave Senga a Glesga Steam Roller the other night - she pure loved it.
When a girl gives a man a cleveland steamer so hard she gets pink sock. After this the guy proceeds to eat out the pink sock.
Guy 1: I gave a girl a Steamed Raspberry last night.
Guy 2: That's legendary Bro
Guy 1: It was kinda kinky
Cleveland Steamer Pink Sock
When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
An act in which the two partners have sex in closed windows, during the Summer in 40+ °C, under winter blankets and with an an air conditioner put on the maximum heat for that system. During or shortly after the climax one of the two partners screams out: "Oh, the Steaming!!!", after which both take a shower.
As the man nutted and the woman came, the woman screamed "OH DMAN! The steaming!!!" while the man was panting and shaking.
AN act where someone keeps fartin but never owns up.
Often silent but putrid,
Who the fuck is blowin steam?
One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.
Umf lady Cora, you have truly given this humble industrialist a steamed monocle. Hurrah!