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A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.
“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”
“Jacob Wagner is a god.”
The One Slippery Boi. He is the hottest person ever created
Do u no Jacob Zaiser?
Yeah he’s a beaut
A fat ass who thinks he is Batman but he is tentacles2766
Jacob graves
A term used in place of "That's What She Said". Typically used when anything of a sexy, immoral, creeper, or immature nature appears. Commonly used as an alternative to perverted. Normally used to describe a close, perverted, "ladies-man". Name does not have to be Jacob. Should not be used to describe yourself.
*Picture of a sexy girl in a bikini appears*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*
Person: "Ooh Jacob."
Such a cutie + a good personality <3 i love him so much, ik we’re not dating but i have a feeling me and him will soon ;)
Jacob Veiga is not someone you would want to meet. Once you meet them there is no going back. You will be sucked into a black hole of lies. He says he is a busy person but the only thing he is busy at is stalking people. He falls for things very easily and the only things that make him happy are the color blue and his crush. Jacob has a fake crush that he uses to hide the fact that he is gay. Jacob responds to the name of Gay and he likes to use the initials GSL.
“Oh, you are a fat liar... you must be named Jacob Veiga.”
Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair
person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey