This is where you plant seeds in your mind to miss the next day of school, once planted you cannot attend school the next day.
Cameron had a serious case of Ilija Syndrome last night, there was not a chance he could wake up in the morning
A man or woman who has atypically wide spread eyes. Noteable examples include Uma Thurman and Bandersnatch Cucumberbunch.
That girl over there is super fine but has a serious case of hammerhead syndrome. No thanks.
When you are just clingy and a fucking idiot
Steve: I think she has the Campbell Syndrome
A virus that can affect the mental state of an individual causing them to be overwhelmed by feelings of affection towards their partner
- obsession with their significant other. If it progresses to a chronic stage it could lead to loss of close friends due to neglect.
- mentioning their significant other even if the subject matter is completely unrelated.
If left untreated: Permanent regrowth of the hymen can occur.
Example 1:
Person 1: " where is our friend isaac?"
Person 2: " he is with jessie... again, i think he contracted the birdgay syndrome"
Example 2:
Friend: " lets have a bevvy tonight!"
Infected friend : " sorry mate i already made plans with my bird and i cannot cancel."
Arkansas Syndrome is when a person tends to date/fuck (at least) one of their family members
Person 1: hey Jim wanna go out to eat tonight
Jim: sorry I can't, I'm going on a date
Person 1: oh okay, with who?
Jim: my sister
Person 1: I didn't know you have Arkansas Syndrome
Very Saggy boobs of young and beautiful girl.
One of my classmates got Boob Uplift, She had a sever case of the Barrymore Syndrome
When a person insists on doing terrible on any type of test or interview, only to procede to ace it.
"I totally got a zero on that test!", "Oh, I'm sure you just have Bunny's Syndrome."