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When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.
Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
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A person who forgets they are watching a DVR'ed TV program until the 2nd or 3rd commercial.
Vin: "Hey Eric, wanna go over to A.J.'s place and watch HIMYM?"
Eric: "Nah, man, he's a DVR-Tard...he never remembers to fast-forward the commercials."
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the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded
bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"
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A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.
My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.
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a really really stupid version of a retard. most scene kids use it!
omg that guy is such a tard box
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This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.
I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.
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When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.
At the grocery store...
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
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