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A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
the most awsomest girls in the whole fricken world!!!
usually people refer to them as 'the goumnopings'
Person 1: Gee i feel like i'm a Jesse and Carla today
Person 2: You would never be a Jesse and Carla
Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.
1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again
2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.
Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.
On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.
It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun