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A lonely shy girl that comforts herself with lots of cats, which annoys the shit out of her boyfriend.
God I love Jacobie, but shes such a fucking cat mom.
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the best insult in the history of insults. it could make any little bitch start crying
person 1: “you are ugly”
person 2: “ur mom”
person 1: *cries*
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Going to fuck Ian's mom
Never mind, line was too long
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When one asks for some of your food, then takes an obnoxiously large bite out of it, similar to what a bite that a mother would take out of her children's food.
"Hey, can I have a little bit of that cinammon roll?"
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"
"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."
Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!
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That bitch in her minivan or suv with the jesus fish on the back who can't drive for shit and you want to kill.
soccer moms like balls
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Eric Cartman screams this line in the "Make Love, Not WarCraft" episode of southpark when he is at his computer playing World of WarCraft with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. This line has become famous throughout the internet within seconds of the episode's release.
Overly Fat Cartman: "MOM BATHROOM! BATHROOM!!"
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Any person of female gender that that is a good role model that did not give birth to you. This can mean in the general sense of giving good motherly advice and/or warm, nurturing feelings ranging to actually helping to raise you with all of your physical, mental, and spiritual needs.
For example, my best friend's mom feels like my own because she helped raise me. Therefore, 'Momma Malik' is a bonus mom to me. Another example, my teacher is always giving good words of wisdom, I consider her a bonus mom.
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