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1. A ratchet slut whore who I fucked in the ass last night, then she toungue- punched my fart box and milked every last drop of nectar from my huge glue Uzi.
Casey’s Mom makes me dinner every night after I drop my meat tube in her rotten clamshell.
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Going to fuck Ian's mom
Never mind, line was too long
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A lonely shy girl that comforts herself with lots of cats, which annoys the shit out of her boyfriend.
God I love Jacobie, but shes such a fucking cat mom.
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the best insult in the history of insults. it could make any little bitch start crying
person 1: “you are ugly”
person 2: “ur mom”
person 1: *cries*
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That bitch in her minivan or suv with the jesus fish on the back who can't drive for shit and you want to kill.
soccer moms like balls
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Eric Cartman screams this line in the "Make Love, Not WarCraft" episode of southpark when he is at his computer playing World of WarCraft with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. This line has become famous throughout the internet within seconds of the episode's release.
Overly Fat Cartman: "MOM BATHROOM! BATHROOM!!"
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Any person of female gender that that is a good role model that did not give birth to you. This can mean in the general sense of giving good motherly advice and/or warm, nurturing feelings ranging to actually helping to raise you with all of your physical, mental, and spiritual needs.
For example, my best friend's mom feels like my own because she helped raise me. Therefore, 'Momma Malik' is a bonus mom to me. Another example, my teacher is always giving good words of wisdom, I consider her a bonus mom.
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