But did you die?

A reply often said by parents when your complaining about some pain you have

Boy: " mom, my foot hurts"
Mom: "but did you die?"
Boy: "no.. bu-"
Mom: "-but did you die?"
Boy: "no.."

Did an Alexa

When you only watch 3 episodes of an anime then drop it becuase you're too lazy

Person 1: Did u finish Owari no Seraph?
Person 2: No, i didn't cause i couldn't be arsed. I did an alexa.

The the the HE DID

A phrase used by closeted homoerotic men to signal to each other that they are gay. The phrase is designed to be able to pass off as a bad stutter but is also designed in such a manner so that it is not accidentally said.

Man 1: "The the the HE DID"
Man 2: "Why don't we go back to my place?"

aint did nun

I’m innocent

Eric: so you’re not goin to apologize to her?
Mike: why? Aint did nun

DID

Someone who suffers from "Disorder of Intellectual Development"

"Damn John is retarded"
"Nah, dude, you can't say that anymore, they like to be called DIDs now"

Did

Hello I am a hacker

Did you just eat me?

did

What ever you do, don't ever type 'did' using the letters to the left of the respective keys

Person 1: Hey, type 'did' using the letters to the left of the keys.
Person 2: Holy fucking shit.