Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.

"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."

did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

Did his eyebrows

Have anal

"I went and did his eyebrows" - Girl

"So you had anal?!?!" - Friend

"Yeah and it was great!" - Girl

Did you fuck destiny?

Did you fuck the guy pretending to be me to get women? That's rape! If that's the case he's a rapist! Where's his wife Emma Vigland (Journalist)? Where'd she go?

Hym "Did you fuck destiny? Because if you did..."

Did a LuTON

When the battery of your phone/power tool/hybrid/EV explodes in a manner reminiscent of the destruction of Luton Airport Car Park

Did you hear Dave's hybrid exploded yesterday? totally did a LuTON and took out Walmart

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

Did a Homer

when you fumble the bag in every way possible

aah i did a homer, man