Cream Job

Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.

My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!

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cream of cock

The ejaculation of ones cock. Named for its texture and color. Originated at GC&SU.

1) Kay: mmmm i cant wait to get me a big helping of cream of cock!!
2) Nate(pi kapp RA): oh babygirl imma give you so much cream of cock you'll never go hungry again
3) Lauren: the muti-purpose room blows so bad, when you open the door a wave of cream of cock flows out.

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shaving cream

you can use this for your jacking off it feels real good to just saying this I'm a girl :) I know this from my brother

I shave with shaving cream
I beat my meat with shaving cream

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bobo cream

Filmy stuff that covers the tip of an uncircumsised penis

I had alot of bobo cream on my willy after not showering for a week

She got a mouth full of bobo cream when she put it in her mouth

Bobo cream is the retarded cousin of duck butter

My bobo cream is creamy like alfredo - Tom Tom

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ice creamed

When a cornetto is shoved into the female vagina and the ice cream inside the cone is then licked out, when all the icecream is gone the female climaxes to crush the cone, the women then stands up making the remains of the cone fall out of her vagina she then eats the remaining pieces

One day a kinky couple descovered Ice creamed they tryed it out and the women was hospitalised for 3 weeks.

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ice cream

to "scoop" or pick somebody up, usually in a vehicle

yo ima ice cream you afta i make it rain.

hey, im going to pick you up after i leave the club where i spent all my cash and didn't leave with a girl so i'm pretty much ice creaming you as a last resort.

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Cream Pie

A cream pie is not just cumming in the vag! its getting the girl to squeaze it out as well. Other filling included:
1. Blood
2. Urine
3. Sweat
4. Faeces
5. Gravy

Leroy: I didnt have a rubber but she didn't care. She pushed it all out!
Daryll: Shit Son!!! Cream Pie!!

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