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Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?
Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?
Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.
When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once
Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl
another slang term for masturbation
I know where you've been. You've been in the bathroom fucking your fist.
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U can give as much finger as u want. NO GIRLS CAN REJECT U IN THIS MONTH. (EVEN UR MOM)
Hey karen its finger fist febuary u want some?
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A sexual act performed between two homosexual males. The male performing the warm pudding fist will masturbate until he ejaculates into the palm of his hand. While the ejaculate is still warm, the performing male uses this hand to stimulate the receiving males penis until ejaculation occurs.
Abe- I had my first warm pudding fist last night.
Jared- Dude!! I didn't know that you are gay!!
Abe- it was warm and better than lotion. Kinda felt like being jacked off with a hand full of warm raw egg.
Jared- That's why you are always trying to touch my dick. Fag!!
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When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.
"How was your date with Heraldo?"
"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."
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A gun fight, usually with hand guns
Yeah, these 4 guys tried it on with me, so I whipped out my 9 and made that shit a Venezuelan fist fight
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