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A lanky piece of shit who has no sense of humour, he has no idea how to spell anything. He thinks he is good at football when realistically he is not because he can't decide whether to pick up a ball or kick it away so he let it go in the goal and he lost his team the game. He doesn't know how to make his sandwiches but he tells everyone he made them him-self so he looks like a big man. Basically, if we come to a conclusion about Matthew Brand, and if you know him, then we feel really really really sorry for you and we take pity on you. His parents don't love him and they bought him a grandpa watch, he tried being cool by smoking when he didn't even inhale anything so we took the piss out of him. He thinks he knows everything about the economy but he has no idea about the economy.
Geoff Smith: "Come on, let's go out!"
Brad Jones: "No! Matthew Brand is gonna be there, he is wasteman!"
Geoff Smith: "Oh yeah! Shit! I forgot, he is a complete battyboy and wasteman. Bun going near that rastaclaart"
Brad Jones: "Told ya bruv! Who wants to go near him?! He always tries to act like a big man, manz hate manz like that G!"
Geoff Smith: "Yeah alright then safe. Let's go shisha in London, that wasteman aint gonna be there :D"
Brad Jones: "Yeah yeah safe"
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Matthew is the most Caring person you’ll ever meet! He will love you for the way you are and is always the bestest friend! He’s always their when you need him and is all around Perfect! If Matthew is your friend you are a legend! And you should be honored just to have him as a friend! He is so Sweet, amazing, smart, talented,funny, Canadian, energetic and ALL AROUND PERFECT!!! I’m so glad I have Matthew as my best friend! I couldn’t ask for anything more!🇨🇦🏒👑
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Matthew Thacker is a strange person. Usually followed up with something that rhymes.
Matthew Thacker Panty Snatcher!
Matthew Thacker Runescape Hacker!
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Usually a great hypebeast, wearing Yeezys every chance he can. Without his glasses, he can see very well but his glasses make him smarter, cooler and hawter. Love that nigga
Some random ass nigga: Yo who that hypebeast, mang?
Some random ass white person: Thassa Matthew Kim my nigga
Some random ass nigga: Whatchu say white boi?
*Some random ass white person has left the discord chat*
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A hit Star in Japan For Many of His horror Movies. He usually is playing as a ginger who plays as a gamer who stumbles into the game and fights monsters.
will-Hey look it Matthew Carr!
Nash- OMGG!!!!!!!!!!
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A so called god of myspace. And in the top ten on youtube. Has soo many friends on myspace that all added him because he is good looking.
All his friends on that site are emos who think it's cool too to be emo and go too starbucks.
Matthew Lush tends too have his myspace page theme consistently changed to whatever is the latest rad thing too do.
Ha thinks he looks cool with a giant cup of starbucks coffe covering half his page.
He thinks he's different because he drinks it, but in actual fact tons of preps and other enemies of the large emo population like to go to starbucks.
People say he is such an inspiration because he has spent a lot of time trying to convince the world too be vegan/vegetarian.
But the people who say he is an inspiration know that matthew just does it for attention and does not actually care about animals.
They also know that they are just complimenting him so they can try get his attention and feel really rad when their emo friends see that Matthew Lush has commented them.
Matthew Lush and his myspace is just one big empire of dirt. Everything about him and the friends on his space is fake. He is only preaching about vegetarian too look cool.
He claims too care so much about others yet all his top friends are gorgeus looking.
He bases people on their looks. And seems too only talk too the good looking ones who comment his page.
Matthew Lush: I feel like a iced tea
Followers: Oh wow your so cool! you like iced tea and your gay and you think your hot. That is like so hot and rad. I'm so sad your gay :(
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