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Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”
Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
Lut Ming isn’t a person. Lut Ming is a way of life. The air we breath. The berries in our cream. Lut Ming is the identity of emotion.
"Lut Ming me please.”
“I want a Lut Ming”
“I need a Lut Ming martini and I need it now”
“I’m claustrophobic Lut Ming!?”
The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.
Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off
Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool
An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.
“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”
“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”
An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.
"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."
Someone who is skilled at fabricating clapping sounds using only one hand, by shaking it up and down at high speed.
Will: Hey, why aren't you clapping your hands like everyone else?
James: Well, I just can't help it, I'm a Ming-Leung.