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Neon bright yellow urine caused by taking too many vitamins.
I took the recommended vitamins and it caused vita pee. Vita pee looks like someone broke a highlighter in the toilet. $20 of my $30 vitamins ended up as vita pee.
When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.
I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.
Someone who pees in odd places when half asleep.
My brother in law Bill pee walked in the linen closet after the bachelor party. Bill is a pee walker.
Basically when u piss inside a woman vagina instead of cumming but if u gay asf its basically pissing inside a mans butthole instead of cumming
this is really some cuckooter dumb shit
no way my friend attempt pee sex he's a fucking savage my nigga
When you have to pee so bad and you finally make it to the toilet especially when it is just in time and your about to relieve yourself in your pants or panties
- I have to pee so bad rn
- pee relief is the best!
When one two males are urinating in a bathroom, and one guy surreptitiously looks over at the other guy's junk to get a "sneak peek" at his jewels
"Bro, I was peeing, and Rodney took a sneak pee at me!"
"Dude Josh totally just sneak peed me in the bathroom. Wtf!?"
When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.
I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.