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To remain calm, cool and collected in a pressure situation. Derived from the phrase "to have icewater in one's veins."
Man, we're down by 2, but our top scorer is going to the free throw line to shoot a pair. We need him to piss ice right now!
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When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.
1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.
2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.
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cheap and nasty alcohol most commonly drunken by gins on pension day
what the fuck did you buy that gin's piss for
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1. when a person sucks back a fully packed bong, and coughs vigorously for a prolonged period of time.
2. to get beaten up badly
I thumbscrewed Jimmy a monster bong and he took the whole thing... but he was made piss
I can believe that guys started on me, didn't he know he would get made piss
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Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.
Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.
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Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.
Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.
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the act of urinating in an inappropriate/unnecessary location whilst participating in anti-social behaviour
i.e:
Man 1 - Are you going for a piss?
Man 2 - Yeah, why?
Man 1 - Do you want a regular piss?, or a FUN PISS?
Man 2 - ... a Fun piss clearly..?
(man 1 takes man 2 down a dark alley, into someone's balcony area of a hostel)
man 1 - Piss there
(Man 1 starts to piss whilst a dirty mongrel walks into his stream)
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