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Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.
Player 1 received a lump of coal off player 5 this year for Secret Santa.
When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch
She will take Michael secret to the grave
Secret Hot Body
Yoghurt nature 2-3 tbs.(Gippland brand Good test for me)
Soy milk 300 ml.
Lemon 1/2 fruit (Juice)
Honey 1/2 tbt.(I not use but if u like a bit sweet u can)
Put all together in bottle shake and drink every day(If u constipation this's good for u to drink in the morning).
.It will clean your interstine(Fat)
Rule: Must not drink after 2 pm.because will make you fat
and u must not eat food after 6pm.(^_^)
Secret Hot Body
Up there(^_^)
The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.
Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.