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The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.
Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.
A challenge that was made up by Harry Styles’ fans. On his first solo tour he always spat water out of his mouth at the end of his last song (kiwi - harry styles). The challenge included trying to spit water out of your mouth like he always did.
I tried the Harry Whale Challenge and it was actually harder than I thought!
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Every Friday it’s national whale day
If you hear someone say whale you have to shout whale
Person 1 : “Hey, do you like whales?”
Person 2 : “WHALE!!!”
Person 1 : “What was that for”
Person 2 :“Do you not know what day it is. Well happy national whale day!”
This describes the behavior of an open alcoholic, consuming vast quantities of booze.
Duke drank like a whale, after retiring from the military!
A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.
I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.
The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.
I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.
When a man wants to receive oral sex from a woman.
I suppose to hook up with Lisa. You know she's good for those whales kisses.
I need some whale kisses.
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