Random
Source Code
Random
Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone
1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.
Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.
Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.
A prank that you do on the bully at your school who is so mean you just wanna knock him out, but you don’t want to get suspense so you “pull the chair”.
Bully: You nerd!
Me... Pull the Chair
out under Sasha.
Me also: wools my bad.
The TLV Social Chair is responsible for planning and executing social gathering opportunities in Tel Aviv. Other key responsibilities include:
1. Encouraging engagement among all members by bringing them together for a meaningful purpose
2. Organizing social meet-ups and always ensuring everyone is having a good time
3. Becoming an active member of the Tel Aviv community
4. Working with the rest of the community to ensure that social opportunities are always being planned
5. Promoting social events, nightlife, restaurants, etc.
Be prepared for mingling, hangovers, and questionable decisions - after all, the TLV Social Chair never lets a little thing like responsibility get in the way of a good time
Be prepared for mingling, hangovers, and questionable decisions - after all, the TLV Social Chair never lets a little thing like responsibility get in the way of a good time
The TLV Social Chair is responsible for planning and executing social gathering opportunities in Tel Aviv. Other key responsibilities include:
1. Encouraging engagement among all members by bringing them together for a meaningful purpose
2. Organizing social meet-ups and always ensuring everyone is having a good time
3. Becoming an active member of the Tel Aviv community
4. Working with the rest of the community to ensure that social opportunities are always being planned
5. Promoting social events, nightlife, restaurants, etc.
Be prepared for mingling, hangovers, and questionable decisions - after all, the TLV Social Chair never lets a little thing like responsibility get in the way of a good time
There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato
A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow
Plastic chair: Stares intimately
A dude : Fuck it ima sit