Holding up four fingers

You're a homosexual

*see's a person holding up four fingers in math class* "Omg a fa-"

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four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

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When I'm Sixty-Four

A tune Sir Paul McCartney wrote when he was sixteen, and in which he appeared to see his future with eerie precognition.

In the song, he asks, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" And now that he's sixty-four, we conveniently have our answer - a resounding NO! He and his wife, Heather Mills, are history, fo sho.

I stayed out till quarter of three and she locked the door. I knew that would happen when I wrote "When I'm Sixty-Four." - Sir Paul

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Four Solid Quarter Store

Four Solid Quarter Store = A Dollar Store. Surprising that the term Solid Quarter isn't in English dictionaries and considered AA slang. The word Quarter is tied to a single definition. There is time and measuring, you can even live in a quarter where you smoke your quarter of weed. Most of us are aware that when someone asks for a quarter in the context of money they mean the coin... BUT, 25 pennies is still a quarter of a dollar and would be correct. Putting Solid in the front removes all doubt, plus it teaches kids how many coins are in a Solid Quarter.

Four Solid Quarter Store is a very specific definition of a dollar store and the kids start learning that there are four quarters to a dollar. And yes, most of us are aware that all things aren't a dollar in there, the awesome power of 'Solid Quarter' can easily be changed and adapts without losing any meaning...

Dude 1...'You need anything from the Four Solid Quarter Store?
Dude 2 "The one with 'Tree' in the name raised their prices, start calling it the Five Solid Quarter Store.
Dude 3 "i wonder how many got fired cause they could only do math in dollar increments.'

hop out the four door

A part of big shaq's famous song called man's not hot. He hops out a car with four doors

Hop out the four door, with a .44 and it was 1, 2, 3 and 4.

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three, four or more-some

Less than an orgy, but more than any typical monogamous intercourse scenario, the three, four or more-some is a friendly gathering of a few sexually randy friends, who writhe twist, slide and slip all over each other's naked bodies in a pile, or hot tub, or anywhere. Usually the more the merrier, and often taking the shape of a "round robin plug a hole fest".

Dude, i am so horny, i need like 80 holes to choose from tonight... lets call the guys and girls over for a three, four or more-some. I have a huge bed, rubber sheets, and a camera so we can show all the kids that will be born out of our unprotected random hole plugging.

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Four Leaf Clover

When four guys assfuck a single girl, at the same time.

Jack: "I heard that Phil's girlfriend cheated on him last night with FOUR other guys. Word is they all got drunk and did the Four Leaf Clover."

John: "Is that shit even legal?"

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