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There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.
Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.
Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.
Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.
Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.
Piss Pot Pete he’s our man
1- a pot used for brewing tea in.
2- a sexual 'toy' used in the process of 'tea potting'
darling! go fetch the tea pot, im up for a dirty one tonight.
When a person is really high and remembers to use their manners.
Guy 1: *Bumps into tree*
Guy 1: * Whoops sorry tree didn't see you there*
Tree 1: he has some pot head courtesy to say that
Guy 1: * Puts toilet seat up before peeing* yeee pot head courtesy
Guy 1: Im hella LIT nigga nigga!
Guy 2: Dude you just said nigga
Guy 1: Sorry bro, my bad thats some Pot Head Courtesy
Projectile diarrhea with bits of carrot, leek and anything else that wasnt properly digested.
After holding it in all day, i rushed home and did the flying hot pot. It was messy.
When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?
Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.
Nigerian saying that literally means "life is a struggle place" or "life is messy" because beans is messy.
Mark Zuckerberg's wealth has plummeted $20 BN this year alone. This life is a pot of beans.
Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.
Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.