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Female version of a gangbang. (When 1 guy has sex with 3+ girls at the same time)
“Did you hear about last night? Christian passed out at a sorority party and they clam slammed him”
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a case of beer, two liters of vodka, and two limemaids in a big cooler. midgets are known to pound your head in the moring or can make you sleep till 4
that slam boosie put me on my ass last night, makes people with the name of matt have sex with fat black bitches
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Feeding her Tim Tams while she does tricks on it.
Damn, Tammy really loves getting Tim Tam slammed.
When you have a friend bet you that a word is not in the Dictionary.
Colin "Golly gee Brett if you don't believe me I guess we got a real slam bo dinky on our hands."
Brett "what the fuck did you get on my hands?"
When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this
A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.
*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
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Pulling off the Des Moines Surprise, Sioux City Superman, and Topeka Destroyer all at the same time.
Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.
Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.
Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.
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