Duke University

Amazing school with top notch sports, academics, research facilities, and overall quality of student body. Rivals and even beats some Ivy League schools in terms of rankings. Most difficult to gain admission to and most prestigious university in North Carolina. Is sometimes known as "the Stanford of the East".

Duke University - The Stanford of the East.

6👍 8👎

Depauw University

An all-female school in Greencastle, Indiana. Named as one of the top party schools in the nation. They are well known for losing to their rivals in every instance, Wallies (from Wabash College) and for swallowing.

John: Those women over at Depauw University sure are attractive!

Kyle: Dude, those are guys.

John: But I thought it was an all female school!

Kyle: No, but they do all swallow.

62👍 79👎

The University of Adelaide

Adelaide University is the 3rd preferred university in Adelaide, Australia. It is the best University nowhere, being everyones thirds preference after Flinders and UniSA. On any given day, It is either full of asians or noobs and sometimes both. The worst Toilet facilities in Adelaide are provided here.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is inferior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.

Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be really dumb.

27👍 31👎

university of georgia

a place where people are accepted that cant get into Georgia Tech.

a college where the quarterback is gay and spoons other guys

a place of idiots

Damn, Georgia Tech didnt accept my 2.0 but the university of georgia did.

187👍 272👎

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

212👍 314👎

university of texas

-Biggest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students.

-also known as "texas university"

University of Texas is liberal where Texas A&M University is conservative.

295👍 450👎

University of Alabama

A horrible college in the middle of Alabama; known for their constant beatings by crappy teams like Miss St. and Florida (who cares about them?).

Dude, did you hear about Alabama getting smacked around by Arkansas? Man, I bet even Virginia Tech could beat them!

157👍 230👎