no among us day

this takes place on july 7th where people cannot post among us for the enterity of july 7th
dont post among us or
D E A T H
please tell your friends

*posts among us*
"you are being sentenced to death"
"I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS NO AMONG US DAY"

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Always use protection

Wear a fucking condom when you have sex or you’ll end up wiping baby’s arses your whole life.

Remember kids, always use protection.

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Gravity Against Us

a sick alternative/pop punk band out of Bergen County, NJ. Sound like old school brand new mixed with blink 182 and four year strong.

-"Yo dude wanna go see Gravity Against Us at The Stone Pony?"
-"Hell yeah!"

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DON'T USE THAT LINK

please keep scrolling nothing to see here

h t t p s : / /w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = D L z x r z F C y O s

and Don't use that link

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Huh Larry Us

It's the word hilarious broken down, so as to emphasize just how hilarious something is. It's 100 times more intensified than something that is just funny. You have to emphasize every syllable.

I talked my friend John into rollerblading down the hill behind my parents house...needless to say he wiped out. Huh Larry Us!!! Funniest thing I've ever seen!

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Among us dumbys

Stupid people who play among us in 2023

Bro imagine being among us dumbys

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Use the back door

This is when the woman is on the rag painting the front porch and you bang her in the ass.

"She was painting the front porch, so I had to use the back door."

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