He who walks behind the rows

A phrase said alltoghether by stephen king fans who think they're scary.

"This is the way of he who walks behind the rows"

--morons who need sleep

"This'll be the way of you getting the shit beat out of you if you don't fuck off and let me eat my lunch in religious peace"

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cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it

cupid usually shoots someone with an arrow when they are in love but when some one falls out of love or got there heartbroken by someone they use the expressoin cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it from shanell and nicki minaj new song

shanell: cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it,cupid's got a gun and he shot me with and who said he's a lover when he's a murderer

nicki minaj: why you crush crush crush my heart and when i try to leave you crush crush my car

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wo dao He Bei sheng lai

In the german movie "Der Untergang", Hitler (actor Bruno Ganz) said "und doch habe ich allein...", which sounds almost exactly same as "I go to Hebei province (a real province in China)" in Chinese

wo dao he bei sheng lai,俺来不是闲得蛋疼，天朝好棒好棒的

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".

Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.

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Burned that bridge when he crossed it

To completely destroy a relationship with a friend or significant other in a single action that benefits yourself.

After Joe squandered his parents fortune on a new camaro without sharing with his brother, he never spoke to Joe again and Joe therefore burned that bridge when he crossed it.

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Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles

Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

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Michael Watts he made me hot

A line used by Paul Wall in the hit song “Still Tippin”

“Michael Watts he made me hot. Hard Work took me to the top.”