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Jonathan: Yoh my bru do you have a 5 bob there i wanna buy chappies
Jackie: Ya here
Jonathan: Awe i promise I'll pay you back
A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.
Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"
The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.
Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.
A great name to use when one wishes to remain anonymous in a case when one wishes to troll, and all other means of anonymity fail; meant to be used tactically when appropriate.
- "hello, this is pizza hero"
- "uh yeah, can I get 20 pizzas to 123 Smith St.?"
- "yeah, what's your name?"
- "uh...Robert, or bob if you prefer"
- "what's your last name?"
- "Onminob"
- "Okay Bob Onminob, your pizzas will be ready in approximately two hours"
(n.) 1. Director, producer, actor, and creator of the short webisode series known as "Mitchell the Intergalactic Space Traveler."
2. The Patron Saint of Cookie Breaks
(v.) To try to break free of a confined space, especially in an erratic or frenzied manner.
Did you see Ryan trying to bust out of the van?!
Yeah he was being a total Fuzzle Bob!
A person of such low intelligence that harsher insults wouldn’t be appropriate because they're too stoopid to understand.
Liotta couldn’t figure out how to plug in a lamp, what a Dumbo-Bob!
Giving someone a hickey directly on his Adams apple.
"Mike looked so stupid after some chick went apple bobbing on him"