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When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.
Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!
A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.
John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.
Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)
Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!
Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
Something you don’t want to fuck.
I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.
When you get tricked to sit on a waffle and its now stuck up your ass
Jim: can you come over
john: No sorry i'm to busy getting waffled
A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)
Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.
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