Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time
Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving
The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.
Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.
The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.
Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.
wang is where something is sitting on a table and WANG and then you snatch it and it’s gone
for example ‘go and wang the saffron barker water bottle’
adverb; a phrase used to praise the high energy of music
“this song wangs”