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Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time

Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving

by Wangster78910 November 17, 2017


Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.

Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.

by BeanBeater3000 September 24, 2019


Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R

The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!

by moon&gwangster September 10, 2020


Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 22, 2021


wang

wang: cock, schlong, whatever you call it

what a long wang jason has!

by elitistsociety August 31, 2021


WANG

wang is where something is sitting on a table and WANG and then you snatch it and it’s gone

for example ‘go and wang the saffron barker water bottle

by mr pickleson December 29, 2018


wangs

adverb; a phrase used to praise the high energy of music

“this song wangs”

by fleshburrito July 11, 2018