Wet Rat

A wet rat is a term used to describe someone who’s being really fucking annoying. If you call them a wet rat your relationship is temporarily put on hold it’s just that bad of an insult.

Pearl: *posts photos with every friend except one*
Raz: Pearl you wet rat wtf was that

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wet burrito

the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.

Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!

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Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

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wet spaghetti

Having a flaccid penis.

Haha, whenever my roommate is with a cute naked girl, his shlong is like wet spaghetti!

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wet one

when you rip ass and your fart sounds like you just shit your pants, now remember if you hear someone rip a wet one no matter what they say it is still possible they have just shit all inside their pants and they are now walking around with a very embarrasing load in their shorts/pants.

"Oh my god did you just hear that!? I think dave just ripped a HUGE wet one!"

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wet cookie

It's based on the old pissing on marshmallows in a toilet, a training tool posed to male kids needing to learn how to practice with their accuracy. It turned into a college gag, a fraternity prank, where frat boys would piss on a cookie and offer it to new initiates or to other frat boys.

have a wet cookie

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wet masala

A brutal wet fart after a big delicious Indian meal.

Ah, that palak paneer was so heavenly! ... (Farts) Oh shit, I think that was a wet masala! Better run to the shitter!

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