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An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids
An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.
Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.
A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person
Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.
Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.
the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".
Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.
A woody, AKA boner, that is not fully developed.
Slightly drooped.
guy1:man this chick is HOT.
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/
When you make up with a rock hard penis after your girlfriend has had her juicy sweet ass placed against your man parts.
Barry woke up with Peach Wood after Annie had her juicy peach (ass) against his penis last night.
A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.
A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”