Slanging dick. A hard dick. Anything that pertains to using a dick sexually
My man is a certified wood slanga
A man who lives in a shed that loves the cock.
I went to freeville to fuck a wood pussy and he locked me in his shed .
A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids
An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.
Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.