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When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.
My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.
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Cocaine and snow mixed together. First recorded use in the bathroom of the Chilliwack Husky Travel Center in Chilliwack, BC.
Trent: Holy fuck this is the canadian railway all over again!
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An enclosed space where the air is filled with cigarette smoke. Much like a hotbox, but consisting of tobacco smoke instead of marijuana smoke.
Let’s smoke a cig with the windows rolled up, they call it a Canadian Hotbox!
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An iron-on patch of Canada's National Flag worn on backpacks or cheap jackets by travelling American Tourists, of various ages. It usually is displayed in European cities with red-light districts or easy access to marijauna, or drugs.
This tactic is rather dated and unfortunately displays the Americans ignorance that they have of they of the world around them. This includes affordable world-wide travel and the easy accesiblilty of multi-media, as well as no respecting Canadian that travels abroad wears a Canadian flagpatch.
U.S Tourist 1: Hey, don't forget to iron on my Canadian flagpatch on my backpack before we go to Amsterdam.
U.S. Tourist 2: Oh Yeah! I hear they love Canadians and are really nice to them. I bet we'll score some better stufftoo, if we have bigger patches.
U.S Tourist 1: Yeah! Do they Speak English over there?
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When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you
John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock
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Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.
what do you mean we can't play Canadian Creamball during recess? This is outrageous!!!
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When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls
The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.
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