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Lauren

she’s a complete dumbass but it ok because her hair makes up for it. she’s also tall as fuck but it’s a compliment ig. and she’s most definetly gay

random dude: look at the skyscraper
dude: bro r u dumb that’s lauren

by whos****** March 28, 2022


Lauren

; a very tall woman

“Lauren is tall!”
True dat

by fuhhreakk November 15, 2021


Laurens

The most handsome guy you'll ever meet with an irresistible charisma. You can't visit Laurens' house without ending up in his bed. However, you won't regret it for even a second.

Girl 1: Omg that guy is so attractive, who is he?
Girl 2: Girl, you got a boyfriend, better watch out 'cus that guy is a Laurens.

by TheOneAndOnlyTruthOracle May 25, 2018


lauren

uses so many emojis

omg she uses the eggplant emoji! she is such a lauren!

by girlwithbiguglyhair12 February 4, 2018


laurens

Laurens is a really rich person.

Wow he has three cars he is really laurens.

by Mandem_clubpenguin June 1, 2017


Lauren

Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.

All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"

by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021


Laurens

Laurens is a very special cookie.

They can always calm you down when no one else is able to do so and give you just what you need at the moment.

They listen to your problems and even if they can't express their feelings like others do, they always find the right thing to say.

Their humor is like a brick - it hits you. Hard. And just as hard as the way it hits you, you hit the ground, because you're falling for them.

They're loveable and kind and offer the best hugs. The ones where you feel comfortable, small and safe like nothing bad can ever happen again.

Laurens' are guardians <3

(Also there's no one better in bed but don't tell them, cause then they act like they're a God!)

You're such a Laurens!
(You're the best in every way possible!)

by _Pandaki_ November 22, 2021