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To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.
I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!
Someone who steals and/or snatches turtles; An abductor of turtles
Girl: I heard you got your turtle stolen over the weekend.
Boy: Yeah, stupid turtle snatcher!
An insult used when someone looks silly or dumb, weather it's appearance or an action.
The hell are you wearing? Damn turtle biscuit.
What did you just do? Turtle Biscuit.
Another name for a turtle neck shirt
"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"
A shy person who comes out of his/her shell if prompted to. Often a person who is shy when meeting new people and then comfortable with that person after a certain amount of time spent with them.
Person 1 : Hey, that guy must be a real emo.
Person 2 : Yeah but he's an emo turtle. He'll get up when you crack a nice joke.
While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.
Dude! That's a sweet creamy turtle!