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When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.
Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.
Never pees with the door shut
is a total mans name
people: did you see Cassidy Cooke last night
man who saw him pissing with the door open: i wish i didnt
when you know something bad is gonna happen
Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too
Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.
My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).
If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.
"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"
Another way to say you're fucked
Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.