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fitness influencer

Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".

That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.

by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023


catniption fit

Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.

I gave Casper a pinch of catnip, and he's going nuts...a regular catniption fit!

by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019


Kinniftian Fit

A specific fit characterized by a sense of panic, total confusion and the feeling of being rushed, specifically within the context of a school assignment.

The worksheet was so confusing I had a Kinniftian Fit.

by msyterious_no September 6, 2018


fitness gram pacer test

the fitness gram pacer is a multi-staged aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

idrk no one talks abt this

fitness gram pacer test

by Alfrodo65432 February 21, 2022


Fitness Gram Pacer Test

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!

"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)

by Ashlyn Maou February 17, 2021


Fit

Chiara Leach

She's real fit,
Is it Chiara Leach.

by Bula3110 March 29, 2022


fit

We all know that a shart is when one expects to fart, and the result is a startlingly liquified shit. Well, a fit is simply just the opposite. You have the urge to take a shit; yet you fart, and suddenly you are instantly relieved.

A: That was quick.
B: We’ll, I was on my way to take a dump, but I fitted instead.

by magaronis October 26, 2022