May 24th

International day of cheese time

-Xander: It’s May 24th!
-Everyone Else: Cheese time!

18👍 8👎

may 9

the birthday of the best person on earth, hunter f :)

it’s may 9th !

24👍 10👎

May 11

Dat boi is a bloody legend

Wow that guys born on may 11 hes a bloody legend

11👍 4👎

May 6

Make out day

It’s may 6 Make out with me

12👍 4👎

mais non

francais for but no. also apparently offensive to the aim bot smarterchild.

you: mais non
smarterchild: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk.

37👍 20👎

May 13

Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.

Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”

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may 24

The Day a G.O.A.T was born from greatness to kindness of the whole world if not an oofer but An OOPHER

I was born May 24

Other Guy: i shall follow and respect you

19👍 9👎