Andrea Atela

there are rarely people as incredible as an andrea atela

in the humankind history, very few tend to compare to her genious mind, incredible sense of creativity, and beauty.
Athenea, Aphrodite or persephone would start a second trojan war if andrea participated in an olympus beauty-smartness contest.
Feed her with the best red wines, figues, sushi, italian food, moroccan pastila
take her to sudan or cuba
only drinks aperol

-poor girl, she fell in love with a cascabel
+you mean to an andrea atela?
-it was unevitable
+there is no cure

Andrea 3000

finally getting a girl to blow you after months of hard work, trying to secure the bag.

man, i got the Andrea 3000 from Jessica yesterday. i'm so happy!