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nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again
Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Can I call you right back?"
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A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.
Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"
Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"
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Fall in love with you
Unleash all my love on you
Cuddle you for hours
Keep your heart safe
I wanna fuck you for all of eternity.
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Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?
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Final threat of a dispute, usually from a woman to another woman. This phrase usually indicates that all other forms of negotiation or discussion have failed and some sort of violence may occur. It is a slang declaration of war.
"Didn't I tell you to stop parking in front of my house? Do you think I'm playing with you? Bitch I will cut you!"
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Sentence said by Harry Styles which was directed to his band mate and soulmate Louis Tomlinson while Niall Horan was being interviewed in the same room.
“Lou can I give you a blowjob”
“I’d love to if you just wait”