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An asian blunt is when you roll a blunt but instead weed you sprinkle your dead dogs ashes in the blunt and smoke it
Yo bro, wanna smoke this asian blunt!
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When you get porked while swinging in the air wearing a ninja outfit
A: Welp just gave this girl a flying asian.
B: A chick let you pork her while swinging in mid-air wearing a ninja outfit?
A:Yup.
B:Bad freaking Ass
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A Banana for the real glizzy gorilas😼
Hey bro is that an asian glizzy,damn he a real glizzy gobbler
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Not to be confused with the notorious "Cleveland Steamer". This fetish sex act includes a partner crapping into a bowl of steaming rice, and the other partner feeds it to him/her with chopsticks. Don't forget the soy sauce!
In honor of the Chinese New Year, my boyfriend and I decided to relax and have an Asian Steamboat.
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Asian Grades are almost always more extreme and abusive than a regular person's grades are.
Asian Grades:
A+= Could Have Done Better
A= Average
A-=Might Get Beat
B+= WHY CAN'T YOU GET AN 'A'!
B= Belt
B-= Bombed
C+= Get Nae Naed
C= Can't Live In My Family Again
C-= Should I Go Through Your Search History?
D+= Suns Down Beat Down
D= Disowned
D-= Die
F+= Failure
F= Find a New Family
F-=Fucking Go To Hell
"How are you ASIAN GRADES Timmy?"
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Asian drivers are drivers just like everyone else. But for some strange reason, white people like to think that Asians are not good at driving. It is unknown how this untrue rumor came to be, but it is just another stereotype perpetuated by Americans because their lives are so empty and worthless that they need to make fun of other people.
I am an Asian driver and I have not gotten in a wreck or have gotten ticketed ever. But, according to Americans, because I'm Asian I am immediately a bad driver.
Good logic, no wonder America is full of idiots...
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The 5 top scaling subjects taken in your HSC years in New South Wales - English Advanced, Mathematics Advanced, Physics, Chemistry and Biology. Often, Biology and Economics are used interchangeably or used to refer to the 6th subject required in year 11, but often, people just have Maths Extension 1 and English Extension 1 to make up the 12 units.
It sometimes also refers to just the top ten scoring units that is stereotypically picked by Asians, or just people seeking for a high ATAR: Mathematics Extension 2, Mathematics Extension 1, Mathematics Advanced, English Advanced, Chemistry and Physics.
Oh you are doing the Asian 5? You must be going to USYD med!
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