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Technically a used condom. Used for anyone who is less useful than the space they take up on this planet.
Damn it Jerry, you're such a Toss Bag.
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Also known as breasts, (milk)jugs, hooters, melons, tits, bazookas, boulders, boobs, rack, titties, yams, knockers, tig ol' bitties, bust, mammilla, bosom, hangers, mounds, chest, (dirty)pillows, tata(s), udders, chi chis, nuggs, hills, cones, gonzagas, (sag)bags, misquito bites, lumps, humps, speed bumps, mountains, ant bites, honkers, peaks, nips, rascals, money makers, (sweater/ shirt)puppies, head cushions, norgs, grips, jigglies, bouncin' betties, knobs, chesticles, headlights , diddies, baby feeders, jumblies, the twins, coconuts, fatties, floppers, helicopters, beaver tails, and more.
*Sorry, 59 variations is all I could come up with right away.
I like blowin' my load all over her fun bags!
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To use two condoms when banging a bitch.
Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.
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A woman really bad credit, bleach blonde hair, a fake bake sun tan which has added 15 years of wrinkles to her face, borderline anorexic who wears half-shirts that display her multiple c-sections, who has many kids from many men (usually the first one while she was still in high school), who shacks up with your buddy because he pays all of the bills and she won't let him out of her sight for fear he will find a better deal (any other chick with less kids, better credit). It seems like a good deal for your pal in the beginning because the baby's daddy's kept all the kids, but she then will lay claim to everything in your buddy's life: his house, his car, his golf vacations, his steak knives... etc.
My buddy is being used by that skank bag... She will probably get him to pay for her kids' college.
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'Dime Bag' is a general term for $10 worth of weed.
Back in the day, a Quarter Ounce (7 Grams) only cost $10. An eighth cost $5, thus the terms, nickel bag and dime bag.
Some cicles still refer to a Quarter Ounce as a 'Dime Bag'.
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When hooking up, wearing a condom under the boxers and pulling the pitched tent out of the unzipped fly of the pants to penetrate the female from behind with 2 layers of protection (condom and boxers).
Brant duffel bagged that poor girl...what a douche.
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A bag, preferably plastic, that your porn addicted roommate skeets (or jizzes) into while you're away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you're looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate's skeet all over your hand.
*He eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.
"Dude, is that a jizz bag in the middle of your floor? That shit is gross. WTF is wrong with you? You should just do that shit in the shower."
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