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Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate
Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones
A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.
Netflix and pajamas everyday, she’s a total Netflix bandit
Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un
The legend of how shorts were made.
Her:why dont u have and pants
Him:because the pantleg bandit took all my pantlegs
Screwdriver bandit ,
the infamous screwdriver bandit also known as lendi is a clapped albo yute thats known for being a pussio and getting bagged with a screwdriver, hes also known for chatting to underaged gyal
oh shit look its the screwdriver bandit
A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.
Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"