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155th base is making love to a serial killer that came in to your home with a mask and chased you and you were running be he was jsut walking slowly but he still caught you becuase u were an idiot and didnt tie ur shoelace and tripped over it and while you were on the ground if took out his knife and shoved it up ur ass but it was actually a rubber dildo and you then enjoyed it and started rubbing his thighs with your feet and then you went to give him a foot job but you realised that he had no penis and he was actually a girl dressed in a chuck norris outfit and then you went down to 143rd base and did all that gross stuff with him and then you took his dildo and shoved it up HER ass i keep forgetting he is actually a she and then she actually did have a cock but it was really small then you realised that it wasnt a girl in a chuck norris outfit it was actually chuck norris and all those tall tales about him having a large black penis were all lies he had a tiny 2 mm red / green christmas tree edition penis and he had some candy canes so you started licking that tiny pee pee and chuck was like suck those candy canes and after when they get all sharp i'll kill you with them and then take my 2mm cut it off and put it into your mouth while i shove that dildo up ur ass ur nice round ass and then he calls your parents and you guys have a foursome then he kills your parents with so more candy canes and then he fucks them all in the ass with his big toe.
"Mommy i heard that you got to 155th base. MOMMY ! oh wait your dead.."
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The rectal consumption of of illicit or controlled substances.
I gay based this tab and now I'm rolling my taint off.
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When a lacrosse player takes a baseball player and tee bags him on a baseball plate till his mouth bleeds. Then the lacrosse player pulls out a chainsaw and cuts his head off.
tee bag n kill baseball players means balls on bases
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You must have sex with Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris has reached this base, as God was the original title holder of this base.
Dude, I got 1,000,000,000th base last night!
Whole World; ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT GOD OF ALL WHO EXIST!
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space docking with yourself (even if male) and then having a leprechaun munch on your genitalia whilst symultaneously poking ice-lollies in every orifice.
so how far did you go last night?
I went to 36th base and still have bruises to prove it!
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First base- kissing
Second base- touching under shirt
Third base- jerking/sucking him off
Fourth base (aka home run) - doing the dirty
Babe you can “fourth base” me any day of the week used in terms of sexual bases
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Giving foot and or boob jobs with 2 or more people.
Dude, last night i got to 12th base with this hot chick and her twin sister!
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