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I will be making bears now, watch the giraffe while I enter the warp rocket
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A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)
The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.
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The name of a little blue bear. He's a bear that loves blueberries, dancing, and the color blue. He's the cutest little bear in the world.
"Oh Boo Bear. You're so cute. Boo Bear?"
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When a non-african american woman seeks comfort from an african american male, she calls him this; a protector; a dark guardian; her dark knight
"I'll be your snowbunny if you'll be my black bear."
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Prior to intercourse, the male trims or shaves his pubic hairs and keeps them. During sex, before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, and throws his pubic hairs at her. The hairs stick to the ejaculate, hence creating the image of a bear mask.
I bear masked your mother last night!! she spent the rest of the night picking hairs from her teeth.
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Lovable, Adorable, cute boy that says funny things.
Soccer players are the best kind of dummy bear.
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Someone who is extremely swole
Holy shit thats guys a fucking Swoler Bear!!
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