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anil blindness

I dont see my ass or my self doing whatever it is you have asked me to do

Your boss ask you to do something you tell them you have anil blindness

by DIMPLES POOH February 2, 2015


boob blind

Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are

Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger

by The boob lover December 29, 2016


Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant

Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!

by MrFlynn December 31, 2018


blind corner

Is the act of smearing habanero sauce on your elbow and farting, after the female person comes in the act of sex.

Last night I did the blind corner. I smeared Habanero sauce on my elbow, after my girlfriend came I dropped one.

by Maximumperformance April 26, 2017


Movies for the blind

Pornographic films of any genre.

Q: So what kind of work are you in?

A: I make movies for the blind.
Q: Oohh! And how is that going?

A: It's awesome! I really love my co-workers!

by Amish Bastard December 9, 2022


The Blind Gummies

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

by The Texian September 5, 2018


poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

by 367 September 27, 2018