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Blowjob

Is a mouth hug (The most essential hug from a woman that she can give!)

When they insert the penis into their mouth
(Mouth hug) Blowjob

by Sprinks December 28, 2019


Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )

Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob

by Noo0bMaster69 December 8, 2020


Blowjob

Sucking the life out of a guy through there dick

Ashley gave me a blowjob she sucked the life out of me

by Number2lazer March 1, 2021


Blowjob

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before

Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob

by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022


Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise

"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022


Blowjob

In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.

We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.

by The Dragon Hearted February 27, 2022


Blowjob

Used as currency in prison

Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first

Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way

by Despacito5 August 18, 2018