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Derived from Eye Candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.)
Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.
The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.
They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.
Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.
an Example of Life Candy is Prince Charming from every Fairy Tale girls were read as children.
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Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.
Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
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Bear Candy: a big burly guy specifically attractive to gay guys.
Wow look at that mechanic he’s total bear Candy! I’d love to smash his back doors in.
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slang or crew term for Oxycontin.
Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"
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When you fuck a girl while on her period. Red of the menstral fluid combines with male ejaculate, hence "candy cane!"
I love making candy canes with my girlfriend. The bring back all my yull-tide pleastures, anytime of the year.
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When the word "racist" or "racism" is thrown around like some kind of crazy free racist candy and know one can escape its racist path.
An over use of the word racist without any real proof of race being an issue.
"With racist candy everbody's racist", "you can be a racist too!"
All of Obamas opponents are suddenly racist? The news constantly littered with questions on whether or not race is an issue in someones honest opinion?
Joe: Obamas black?
Ted:"Where have you been!" *he must be racist.*
Joe: Well i just thought ...
Ted: "Your racist"
Joe: "....dude, I thought you were better than racist candy."
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An expression one utters when something totally awesome happens. Usually there is a slight pause between the words "sweet!" and "candy."
Joe: "Here's some free tickets to Alice In Chains this weekend."
Cassie: "Sweet candy!"
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